The craze for dressing up as creepy clowns has brought a spike in PORN featuring people made up to look like them. The unusual predilection has been linked with a growing number of sightings of ‘killer clowns’ spotted on streets and shared online.
Many porn sites report that searches for clowns has risen by 50%, with footage featuring men and women in fancy dress titillating audiences. The clips can feature anything from brutal dominatrix sessions with clowns meting out extreme punishments, to “just plain strange” clown porn sex scenes.
Even TV shows like “Family Guy” have had Clown Porn episodes:
Not to be left out of all of this “clowing around”, Amazon.com is also offering “Killer Clown Kids Costumes” just in time for Halloween! (Yes, you read that right: “Killer Clown Costumes For Kids“. HUH??? That just seems wrong on so many levels.))
In Amazon’s description:
- Jumpsuit, bow tie, fake blood and a bleeding mask with attached pump.
- This creepy mask features a unique no-drip double mask for all the gore without the mess!
That comes as no surprise as Amazon will sell pretty much anything that someone might want to buy, even if in poor taste such as the…
Just-in Beaver Blow Up Doll (in Amazon Healthcare, Household and Baby Care Department!)
Amazon Product Description: Just-In Beaver Love Doll. Meet Just-In Beaver, the barely legal boy-toy who has waited 18 long years to stick his lil’ dicky in something sticky! When he is not busy beating up paparazzi or beating off, he’s up to his high-tops in hot Hollywood tail! But the Beave-ster doesn’t have this effect just on women, he turns straight men gay faster than you can peel his skinny jeans off! So what are you waiting for, inflate this lil pricks’s ego even more and have your very own Beaver bash! Warning: if you have experience moist panties or erections lasting more than 4 hours you may be suffering from a severe case of Beaver Fever. Male inflatable love doll. Features and Functions: Vibrates. Material:Vinyl. Country of Origin: China. The blowup doll is between 50″ – 55″ (4 ft) tall.
Although 4 ft tall is just about right for a life-sized celebrity blow up sex doll of this young man, the description on that one pretty much made every erotic ebook author blush!
But, not all clowns are scary, and in this case, the porn industry appears to be far less exploitive than some mainstream retailers and broadcasters! One popular Wasteland.com original move, “A Clown Of Her Own”, stars Daisy Lyne and Dick Chibbles, both A-List porn stars who also specialize in this unique genre. They are funny, lovable and VERY sexy clowns!
As animated GIFS now seem to be wildly popular, we put together some of these using footage from the movie. Enjoy!
View the movie trailer and high res photos here.
Film maker’s note by Wasteland Movie Director, Colin Rowntree:
One of the props we needed to film “A Clown Of Her Own” was a small clown doll or toy that is magically transformed into Dick Chibbles, the human clown. After shopping at a few local major toy big box stores and finding none, I asked the manager at the last one we went to if they had any. She told me “No, we never carry anything like that as we found that clowns scare the dickens out of most children and half of the moms find them creepy”. We eventually did find a windup toy online of a plastic clown spinning on a circus ball, and figured in retrospect it was probably just possibly philosophically and morally wrong to go shopping for props for a porn movie at “Toys “R” Us”! Not nearly as bad as Amazon selling Killer Clown Kids Costumes, or Justin Bieber Blowup Sex Dolls, but live and learn….”
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